Our rendition of Flashdance wasn’t any where near as awesome as I remembered #DancingShoes

Beyond wasted we tried to bring her back to life with a glass of water, the only thing we could find to try and cool her head down was some pants. Not hygienic but did the job #drunk

In homage to The Book of Morman, we hooked him up with the only sure fire way to cure aids @TreyParkerFans @MatthewRicStone @SouthPark #bookofmorman

Perfect timing mid dismount #rodeo #bareback